I was gone for an entire day! I really thought switching providers would take longer but whatever!
HERE'S YOUR COOKIE!

Starting May 1st I will be disconnected from the internet for a while. I'm in search of a new internet service provider. I will be gone, at most 2-3 weeks while in the process of disconnect, switching and whatever else. This is for anyone wondering. I dunno if anyone will notice if im gone or not, I like to think so. Well, here's something to watch for your trouble.

Is currently most likely to win "rookie of the year" Come the next Newgrounds awards! Very rarely is there every a poster like this that isn't a regular already. Plus he's not attention whoring! Takes notes, most female newgrounders. YEAH! What do I win? I plan on getting "The most underrated user" you all love me! Admit it!

Check out this error screen I found. Do I sense a possible inside joke coming on? Will probably have very little opportunities of use but still.

You know that super overrated game Chrono trigger that nobody ever shuts up about ever? Good.

Filler post. The crisis was averted.

Hey Newgrounds, im posting this ahead of time if I go missing and some of you decide to come looking for me. No worries, I didn't give up on Newgrounds. My dumbass mom is threatening to shut off the internet. Why? Because my sister blocked my other sister on facebook. I told my mom there are several solutions for this other than the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard like oh I dunno....taking the laptop out of my sisters room, or letting me block facebook....but no. NOW my job is to get my sister, to UNBLOCK my sister.

Yeah, FUCK my family.

I will delete this post if the crisis is averted. If not? See you when I move into my college dorm as far away from my family as possible. I never liked them anyway.

As a personal goal. It's the situation of "really cute girl, but stuck in the friends zone." We have been friends since the beginning of the school year. Today I asked her out, straight up. She said no, said I reminded her too much of her dad. I was bummed but it's good, not knowing is the worst part. However, we still hang out and there is nothing awkward about it.

Im just glad I got it out of the way so I can move on.

So yeah. Drama class, we got a project to sing a broadway musical, we got the okay to do avanue Q (the adult sesame street). Im going to be in (might not SING) if you were gay. I might be the guy reading the book.

However, we are also singing "the internet is for porn." im going to be the monster.

Also as bonus for just LOOKING at my page (making me feel special in the process), im going to nostalgia you guys so hard with this:(Keep in mind im not singing this, it's just here TO NOSTALGIA YOU!)

Hey guys, the play is over. I performed fantastically. Opening night went meh for us. However closing night nobody missed a beat, good thing too, we had the biggest audience that night. For those wondering, I was a general. I got the role because the director said he needed my voice. It was deep, booming, and authoritative. I still don't like how limited it is though.
So, now im back, no more spending 5 more hours at school than I should. Uncharted 3 has also cut back on my Newgrounds time.